Darkwater Hollow Althing Minutes

[Sir Jynx]

For those who care.

-Jynx opens althing at 3:00

-Jynx brings up pros/cons of leaving/staying with kingdom

-Shippo spoke about the viability of getting unicorns to increase park membership and visitors

-Piper stated she didn't care.

-Shippo ranted more about unicorns

-Piper counter argued about charging for the unicorns, to boost coffers

-Thorshammer spoke about using money from charged unicorns to buy things necessary for the park

-Shippo promptly freaked out, and spoke about free unicorns for America

-Thorshammer got the conversation back on track with mention of freehold pros/cons.

-Jynx then spoke about what being a freehold entailed and what the park could do as a freehold.

-THorshammer spoke to the fall season of ENMU and how that could boost park numbers. Jynx, Thorshammer, and SHippo agreed.

-Shippo and Piper argue about dragons and unicorns. Then piper didn't care.

-The shire then discussed House Radical.

-Thorshammer then said he was against the house.

-SHippo's dreams were then summarily smashed. And Shippo cried and we moved on.

-Jynx then discussed Freehold Status again.

-Thorshammer hid under the table.

-Ow

-The kittens are exploring

-Jynx calls for a vote to see what the Shire of Darkwater Hollow wants to do. He then reminds everyone that he spoke with SMiley at Clan about how the kingdom's priorities were to help DWH to get on their feet.

-Park unanimously votes to stay with GP, so long as the park continues to have fun.

-Jynx then discusses recruitment drives.

-Thorshammer brings up a BBQ style feast to bring people in. Park liked the idea, more to come.

-Piper would like to see more A & S at the park, but population proves to be a problem, as the majority are fighters. Leathermaking, weaponmaking, and heraldry classees discussed. More to come.

-Coronation dates? New officers stepping into office. As it stands, Piper will be planning the sides, and Jynx/Thorshammer will grill.

-Talks about changing the heraldry to Rainbows and Unicorns, with a monkey falcon-kicking the sun into the sky is brought up.,

-Thorshammer is hungry

-Jynx will then check on dates for BBQ coronation, and see when people are free.

-"Dont F**king touch me, CARL!"

-Bang! Althing closed at 3:40



So, through the chaos the SHire of Darkwater Hollow has decided to stay with the kingdom. Feel free to flame at your leisure.*


*Results may vary.

[Arminius]

Were those althing minutes, or were you guys picthing a new Seinfield-esque comedy to NBC?

[Sir Jynx]

Those were the ALthing minutes as transcribed by myself during the entirety of the Althing.

[Thurg Ironfist]

best allthing ever, house radical shall happen! i got you shippo, thats awesome that yall are staying, just let us know and we will try to get some travelling going on.