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Listen up.

I like to do strange things here in Nine Willows. Time for some more.

I was thinkin one day I suck at swordplay, but I like to think I am one hell of a caster. So why aren't there any things to test my skills as a caster like there are for all y'all stickjocks??
so this is my idea

PWNOMANCY!!!

that's rights you flurby bastards out there I have invented a warskill for Casters.
Labor Day weekend here at Nine Willows I Rotghar The Totally Awesome aka Tobi will hold the single greatest event known to any being that has ever breathed air.
This event will include the following

Speed Casting
This is for all of you Healers. You think you can cast the Heal spell faster than anyone else well PROVE IT. Fastest Time w/ the clearest cast will get 1st place you will have 3 trys

Speed Kill
Wizards you think you have the fastest hands in the Plains well guess again. Take 1 Sphere and charge it and toss it at the target again fastest time wins a prize*

Distance Throw
Please if I have to explain this one get a stick and fight

Accuracy Toss
3 spell balls and a target 30 feet away its like darts except people die.

The Assault Course
Ok Take one Wizard with 2 fireballs 1 icebolt 1 Sphere of Annihilation 1 Hold Person and a Dagger now with these tools Kill 1 Paladin 1 Anti-Paladin 1 Barbarian and 2 Warriors. The one who kills them all the fastest or lets face it the one who doesn't die the quickest wins!!

And last but not least
A Dagger fight (with or with out straps I am still thinking about this one)
A simple ladder w/ Daggers everyone has done this one

There you go and hopefully and w/ the New King/Queen maybe we can get some awards for this if they don't
The winner will get the Title

Arch Magus of NineWillows


Ok let the questions fly.

Regent Rothgar Tobias Blackskull The Totally Awesome Esquire



* there is no prize unless you want Loin aka Shotgun to clean your car.

that sounds like so much fun. now i just need to get a car...

hmmm the assault course sounds like a lot of fun. im already thinking of a strategy. wretch, if i can get down there and school permits, you're on.

I'll be there bud. I'll bone up on my skills for it.

im already getting that heal spell ready.

sword cut, spear stab, mace smash, arrow jab, may the white light of healing descend on thee.........

I am also lookin for a couple of reeves and people to play in the assult course. Email me @ nomad5411@yahoo.com or just reply here
Rothgar

Ok When is this going to take place?

If I can make it depending on what it all looks like I might be able to reeve or play warrior for ya, or I might enter myself in the fray.

Lord Smiley

chuck norris played warrior once... at clan... during a household battle...

the offical DATE SEP 1st i didn't know the date when i typed up the accounment


OH also this is be Nine Willows Midreign!! I think are goin to do a Watermelon Socail type thing after PWNOMANCY!! w/ Court i need to talk to Brock to get the exact detail I wasn't really listening during our all thing...
Rothgar

watermelon social type thing?

I am not sure what was decided but I think it was a Watermelon Social I am not sure what they said I wasn't listening
Rothgar

I won't be able to go at the moment due to Ruidoso Downs having some really big races that weekend I'll see if I can pull some stings and get at least the Saturday off.

I may be able to make it. Saturday's are useually good for me. If you guys need anything let me know.

wretch you dont need to feel like you have to come. i mean, life is more important but it would be nice to see ya there. anywho if ya cant come thats perfectly fine.

Nevon wrote:wretch you dont need to feel like you have to come. i mean, life is more important but it would be nice to see ya there. anywho if ya cant come thats perfectly fine.

Screw that. Wretch be there.

All right guys, sign ins for PWNOMANCY will start at 2. It will start at 3 sharp. We plan on running multiple events at once so that everyone will have something to do. We hope to have court around 5:30 or 6:00.

I like all the responsae I am getting for this.
A menu has been planed
Watermelon
Cantalope
Grapes (White and Red)
and some Strawberries

We are planin on having water and punch as well
we welcome anything else anyone wants to bring we can call it potluck if you can i understand for anyone travelin along way its hard to bring something. I hope to see alot of people there.
Oh Sir Collin I am planin on pluggin a few melons but they are for the after party
Regent Rothgar the Totally Awesome Esquire

lol, sounds like you guys are going to have fun with that.

oh alas, if only I were availible and a competent mage

man this sux it appears i will not be able to attend this magnificent occasion....ok enough ofthe fancy talk. yeah i wont be able to go because i have a football game to go to friday and the march-a-thon saturday morning so yeah. sorry guys it sounded like a lot of fun.

thats too bad, no mage convention is complete without ya Nevon.

PREPARED TO GET PWNED!!!
See y'all tomarrow remember 2 o'clock signins and Pwnomancy starts at 3!!!
Rothgar

We of Nine Willows would like to thank all of you that came down to participate. Also we would like to congratulate Squire Antininus the first Archmage of Nine Willows!

Yeah, that's right,... me!

Arch Mage Antininus Arealious Esquire